July 9th, 2009

Microsoft Windows XP Professional END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

MEGALOL

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/eula/pro.mspx

Not sure now long until someone fixes it, so here is the screenshot as for today….

June 18th, 2007

Somehow GPS works differently, don’t?

I got stuck in a traffic jam theese days, and right in front of my eyes I say this beatiful peace of art on the back of a truck.

“Truck controlled by G.P.S”

Well, I did not know that G.P.S. is controlling anything, but obviously I was mistaken. The truck in front of me [...]

June 6th, 2007

Reading the Drools documentation…

… I found this:

“Incorrect use of globals in constraints may yield suprising results – surprising in a bad way, like when a doctor says “thats interesting” to a chest XRay of yours.”

That made my day.

Thanks.

May 31st, 2007

Test coverage…

Early one morning, a programmer asked the great master:

“I am ready to write some unit tests. What code coverage should I aim for?�

The great master replied:

“Don’t worry about coverage, just write some good tests.�

The programmer smiled, bowed, and left.

Continue reading Test coverage…

May 9th, 2007

If Programmers Had To Build Planes

I read the funny blog from Adam Bean about Why planes and trains are good for (ultra) agile development, and it somehow remembered me a ad by EDS, you can watch it here:

Or directly at youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq55R7R-qfw